The wife kept hinting to her husband that he should get it fixed. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When her husband arrived home one day, he found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

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An angel of truth and a dream of fiction, A woman is a bundle of contradiction, She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse, But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.

Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose, She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose, She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk, She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk, At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad, She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

* Wine her, * Dine her, * Call her, * Hug her, * Support her, * Hold her, * Surprise her, * Compliment her, * Smile at her, * Listen to her, * Laugh with her, * Cry with her, * Romance her, * Encourage her, * Believe in her, * Pray with her, * Pray for her, * Cuddle with her, * Shop with her, * Give her jewelry, * Buy her flowers, * Hold her hand, * Write love letters to her, * Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

'Mowing' the Grass The power mower was broken and wouldn't run.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

You only have to shave your face and neck, and there are even exceptions possible to that.